Thursday, October 05, 2006

A recent spam I received

I... what is the point of this?


Now and then, a briar patch goes deep sea fishing with a nation from a rattlesnake. Any oil filter can compete with some scythe, but it takes a real pit viper to ridiculously bestow great honor upon a mastadon. When a nuclear customer is paternal, the flatulent avocado pit lazily recognizes a vaporized cowboy. Most people believe that some turkey single-handledly secretly admires a mortician, but they need to remember how single-handledly a self-actualized avocado pit returns home. Some pickup truck inside the grand piano procrastinates, and a chess board for a buzzard hesitates; however, a mean-spirited jersey cow eagerly trades baseball cards with the briar patch. For example, the particle accelerator indicates that a bowling ball figures out the most difficult fruit cake. Most people believe that a turkey completely secretly admires a stoic blood clot, but they need to remember how knowingly the turn signal defined by an apartment building beams with joy. When a tabloid is gentle, the outer globule tries to seduce the inferiority complex. A grand piano around the ski lodge feels nagging remorse, but a satellite secretly admires an asteroid inside an ocean.

Some precise warranty At base level, this just comes down to total transitional flexibility.

You really can't fail with integrated management matrix approaches. If a freight train caricatures some paycheck about another light bulb, then a freight train defined by the submarine procrastinates. When you see some hypnotic reactor, it means that a grizzly bear living with the cargo bay hibernates. When a hypnotic football team rejoices, a briar patch starts reminiscing about lost glory. A fruit cake beyond a bartender competes with the unstable polar bear.


I think my favorite part is "it takes a real pit viper to ridiculously bestow great honor upon a mastadon."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Personally, I like the reference to the flatulent avocado pit. It's amazing what you miss when you never open spam.

Anonymous said...

I think "You really can't fail with integrated management matrix approaches." says it all.. this whole thing sounds like a transcript from a status meeting I recently attended. :)

-Rick

Bridget said...

It sounds completely schizophrenic. That's all.

Anonymous said...

Something like this is what Kent and I were reading when he decided the 8 Mile network should be called "Toboggan".

William